From "The King Of The One-Liners"

"10,000 of my greatest lines for every occasion!"-Henny Youngman

The greatest collection ever of one-liners... wisecracks ... insults ... introductions ... retorts ... jokes ... ice-melters... conversation starters... speech warmers... and just plain superb comedy.

This is the book the toastmasters use ... the emcees ... the disc jockeys ... the speech makers ... the people who entertain. And if you have ever wished you could think of something really clever to say, if you ever have wanted to put more sparkle into your conversation, to make people laugh, to spread a little sunshine and fun ... or even to find the perfect putdown ... this book is for you.

May just be the funniest book you'll every own!

You can use it for reference, or you can simply pick it up from time to time to give yourself some good, solid belly laughs. There are one-liners for every occasion, all categorized by subject matter. You get dozens of categoris, everything from Sports to Marriage ... from Lawyers to Doctors. This book will make you laugh so much you can stop going to your psychiatrist.

"Psychiatrist? I went to one who told me I was crazy. I said I wanted another opinion. He said, "O.K., You're ugly too!"

It's the one encyclopedia you'll never put down!

Paperback: 315 pages
Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 6 x 0.7 inches